Last night my boyfriend and I went out for a friends birthday. One of his buddies ended up in emergency so we didn't get home until about 5:00 AM, which is fine because at least we knew our friend was taken care of.
Our kid spent the night with my parents so we could get some sleep when we came home so all was fine.
Woke up to a call just before 10:00 that my kid was in emergency, her elbow popped out of joint while she was playing! We can deal with that though,the doctor placed it back and she was running around like nothing happened. Ok!Few hours later, dropped my phone. Shattered the screen. -.-
Still functional though! So I could deal with it, right? Ok!
4 hours later, get a call from the boyfriend who just left home to drive to work. He got hit by some idiot and has to get the vehicle towed. Well, I can deal with that too. We have two cars. OK!
But wait.... he forgot his wallet at home! So I just need to pack up the kid and drive into town quickly to bring him his wallet right? WRONG! He decided to take the vehicle that had the car seat in it today, so here's the situation now; I cannot leave the child at home and I do not have an extra car seat to be able to go anywhere.
Well, I know we've got great neighbors so I'll just give them a call and get some help. OK!
-takes phone out of pocket, swipes code to unlock screen-
-nothing happens-
*swipe.....swipe.....* nothing....
*swipe.....*
#@!*??? *SWIPE SWIPE SWIPE*!!!-.- my touchscreen just quit registering.
Therefore my phone is rendered completely useless except to make a wonderful skipping rock... a very expensive skipping rock.
O...K? no! O Fuck.
BUT! I can still deal with this though! I pick up my kid, walk to the neighbors', who is completely happy to drive my boyfriend's wallet to him since I'm stranded with no car seat to take the kid anywhere and no babysitter since one of them can't drive to my house and the others are on vacation.
So my neighbor leaves, with my boyfriends wallet in hand. I still need to find the insurance card so he can get a tow though. So I'm tearing my house apart from every nook and cranny and finally find the card!
Now I just need to phone him to tell him the number! Oh wait! That's right! My phone is out of commission -.-
At this point, I'm obviously overflowing with joy and a few choice words to accompany such an abundance of happiness. I honestly had to resort to getting on my computer, flagging down the first person online from my facebook and getting them to call my bf to give him the insurance number. Guess what. I found the wrong card. The number I gave him is out of date. HA!
-lays down forehead on the desk-
Karma, I'm not sure what I did to someone along the line but after today, let's call it even ok? Truce?
-hears a funny noise around the corner, picks up kid to go check it out-
One of my dogs is having a seizure....
Had to take a deep breath and calm myself down so that I could calm him down and keep him lucid.
He's fine now but still.... this day... what rotten luck.
Then again, if it wasn't for bad luck there'd be no luck at all right?
Sincerely,
someone who needs a nap